a sour puss | Sour Patch candies for kids | sour mix (and the fixin's) for you both |
she's so busy with the PTA | she misjudged her ETA | her other kid was being a PITA |
Manolos | moccasins | mismatched loafers |
her kid was so pukey (OMG!) | her husband is so sexy (TMI!) | Jon Stewart is so funny (ITA!) |
flaxseed cookies from her purse | good advice (not that you asked) | gossip about the local alpha mom (they aren't real!) |
So funny! And unfortunately it is SOOO TRUE!!
ReplyDeleteI take that back...it's not unfortunate at all!
ReplyDeleteWow that's scary. flaxseed cookies and all, huh? So wrong... I'd be the one dishing out gossip and ice cream. Am I allowed to admit that? No...of course I don't gossip about the alpha mom! ;) hehe.
ReplyDeleteOh and I noticed you started wicked! gosh, i guess that means I need to too. Let me know your thoughts. I think we need a blog commentary from you on books you read. I would LOVE to hear what you have to say!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh...That is so funny!!! You made my day!!!
ReplyDeleteFunny, funny article! We've all been there.
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