Sunday, January 25, 2009

Best. Joke. Ever.

I'll never forget the time I told this joke at the dinner table of my Uncle Rick and Aunt Joan... I'm pretty sure there were crickets singing and a big huge cane ready to pull me off stage. It stunk. And was apparently really inappropriate. I was so embarrassed and actually can't believe they still like me. That's true love for you. They love me in spite of my flair for inappropriate Sunday-dinner-table jokes. Thanks Kemptons. And, thanks Seth Green for putting my favorite joke on your genius show.


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10 comments:

  1. RobbyJanuary 25, 2009 at 10:20 PM

    You know Jeff and I were laughing very hard on the inside....just couldn't let it show. :) You should have just waited a few years to tell that joke when my mom was on her pain meds....you might have had a better crowd then....kudos Alicia...kudos....

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  2. AlifinaleJanuary 26, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    I love inappropriate Sunday dinner jokes. That is why I married Brian - he is full of inappropriate. You are hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

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  3. MichelleJanuary 26, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    Oh man, I forgot how awkward that moment was... hilarious! I love that those of us who thought it was funny just sat there and let you sweat. And I love that you originally got the joke from our 12 year old brother.

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  4. Valerie SJanuary 27, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    I have to admit that when I heard that joke at work I laughed hysterically. It just hit me as the funniest joke ever. Whenever someone says "That's driving me nuts" we all say "Arr matey".

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  5. LaurelJanuary 27, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    Happy!!! That joke still makes me laugh just as much as 5-year-old red-curly-haired Matty asking, "What kind of bees make milk?

    "...BOO-bees!!!"

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  6. Melissa SebournJanuary 27, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    Ha, ha. I love that joke. BTW, I finally updated!

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  7. KarinJanuary 28, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    um, hadn't heard that one, but I think of the blonde milk bath from time to time:)
    James is in the background quoting the pirates right now. thanks;)

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  8. AngelerJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    I can't image a single family dinner where that would be an UNappropriate joke to tell. (You've met my parents.)

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  9. AngelerJanuary 29, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Sorry English teacher. It should be INappropriate. The word I used was clearly from my imagination and not a dictionary.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    That is hilarious!
    You're hilarious!

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