Thursday, December 22, 2011

These are a Few of my Favorite Things

This time of year plays home to some of my very favorite movies ever... which just so happen to also be Christmas movies. Some are more appropriate than others, but I love them all nonetheless.

 "Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store!" 

"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. "
"That's shocking!" 

 "Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies." 

"There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?"
 No third quote here... this movie is so great is deserves two pictures.

" I believe... I believe... It's silly, but I believe." 

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to. Don't you see? It's not just Kris that's on trial, it's everything he stands for. It's kindness and joy and love and all the other intangibles."

 "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny [f-ing] Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of [a-holes] this side of the nuthouse."

 "Miss Haynes, if you're ever under a falling building and someone offers to pick you up and carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate for a moment, just spit in his eye."

"What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary."

"A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town."


dxeechick said...


LEE BIEN said...

I'm with George! When it all adds up-- I am the richest (wo)man in town.

Michelle said...

I just teared up a little bit :)