Jake Says:

Last night while eating dinner:

Jake: Something is troubling me.

Blaine: Did he just say something is troubling him??

Me (laughing): What is troubling you, Jakey?

Jake: I am sitting on something.

Me (after I settled his booster seat troubles): How's that?

Jake: Much better.


This morning while Blaine and I were still in bed and Jake was still dealing with his difficult night and morning:

Me: [...] Jake, what do you have to say for yourself?

Jake: (without hesitation) I'm sorry, Jake... (laughing) There, I said it to myself, Mommy.


This kid has some serious wit. And he doesn't even know it yet.